The children liked the commercial where the dog and the horse high-five.
Best Political Commercial: Barack Obama. If Obama keeps running commercials like this, he's going to get elected emperor. But why does he want me to text HOPE to him? Is his rusty vat of hope running low? Please, America, text him some hope so he can win California. I kind of wanted Hillary to come on and just shout into the camera like, "Are you still watching football? Are you going to turn that thing off and come and help me clean up after all your slob friends? What's a first down? How can you tell who the players are? Are you listening to me?" That would have been AWESOME. I'm voting for the shrewish bitch stomping around in the kitchen banging dishes.
Favorite Game Moment: When that guy with the long curly hair tried to rip Tom Brady's head out by the roots.
Worst Talking Baby: Dear Etrade commercial checking to see if babies that talk with adult voices and animated mouths are funny yet: Still no. Love, LYDIA.
Best Movie Trailer: ALL. I want to see ALL of them. I want to see boyish George Clooney and bloodlipped Renee Zellwegger in Leatherbacks. I want to see Angelina Jolie and that one guy in Assassins Inc or whatever it is. I want to see WALL-E. I want to see The Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. Actually, I have to take that general endorsement back... I no longer like the trailer for Jumpers. I am fed up with being handed this premise via jazz hands, and wan to now know what the plot question is going to be. I get it. They can teleport. So what, Samuel L. Jackson? (Thanks, Kristen!) BTW when did Samuel L. Jackson get promoted to Morpheus?
Worst Commercial: Madonna selling cheap shampoo via Ipod knock-off graphics. Very low.
Best Halftime Show: TOM PETTY. Tom Petty was awesome. No one beats Tom Petty. Tom Petty owned the Superbowl.
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi. Pepsi ads destroyed the Coke ads. Pepsi had Justin Timberlake's groin getting smacked into a mailbox repeatedly. Coke ads had things like metaphor, narrative. So 90s. EVS, COKE.
